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Mais qu’est-ce qu’on est en train de faire avec nos policiers? De vulgaires distributeurs de contraventions?

 
Depuis le début de l’année la distribution de contraventions a doublé. La direction du SPVM se flatte de récolter une sacrée bonne manne. C’est donc dire que les patrouilleurs sont incités à emmerder le pauvre conducteur. On laisse entendre que cette traque incessante vise à nous protéger. Quelle foutaise en bout de ligne. Et qui traduit mal les intentions véritables du chef de police. Lui a eu un ordre du cabinet du maire de faire rentrer les dollars pour payer les lourds honoraires des policiers qui ont servi au cours du printemps érable.

C’est qu’ils étaient souvent là des heures, à jouer au chat et à la souris. Visiblement on a besoin de cash et vite.



DES CONTRAVENTIONS POUR N’IMPORTE QUOI


La direction du SPVM ne manque pas d’imagination à inculquer à leurs policiers. C’est rendu que sur le Plateau, il faut que les roues des voitures en mode stationnement soient tournées en direction du trottoir, sinon et une amende salée. Alors comme la  Ville de Montréal veut sa part du butin, il y a le risque qu’on vous arrête pour une banalité. Voici des suggestions pour une police vraiment moderne et qui sait où aller forer le pétrole :

- Pénaliser ceux qui se mouchent trop fort dans la rue. Ça occasionne des perturbations sismique, mais presque indétectables à l’oreille nue.

- Mettre à l’amende les parents qui tirent trop fort sur leurs enfants qui ne suivent pas au sortir de l’école.   

- Ticket amer pour ceux qui marchent trop vite sur la rue. Avis aux policiers. S’il y a des citoyens qui veulent connaître le bien-fondé du règlement municipal, ce n’est pas grâce, le SPVM n’aqu’à répondre que c’est parce que c’est de même.

- Amende pour avoir regardé un policier de travers. Et on ne parle pas des piétons que l’on surveille, tapis dans l’ombre pour harponner l’insouciant qui traverse au feu rouge sans demander son reste. Mais après tout, si le citoyen veut mettre fin à ses jours, c’est lui seul que ça regarde. 
Il y a trop de législations entreprenantes. Et au moment de remettre son doux billet, l’agent vous assénera : « Madame, Monsieur, nul n’est sensé ignorer la loi ». Alors à quoi bon avoir un avocat?

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